Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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