he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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