I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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