respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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