PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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