i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Well I just put wine in my tea
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Randomize
