I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
