Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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