There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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