There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Randomize
