I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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