im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
