there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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