he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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