I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
do nipples grow back?
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