Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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