hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
