My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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