That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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