you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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