How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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