Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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