We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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