You can't motorboat a personality
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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