i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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