As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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