Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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