It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I stole a fireplace last night.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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