He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
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