u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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