no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Let's get the cat blown out
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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