i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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