My liver just broke up with me...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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