I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
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