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(845): View more from New York

what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?

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(+44): View more from England

Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

come over

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(708): View more from Illinois

Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.

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(619): View more from California

Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.

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(310): View more from California

Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits

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(317): View more from Indiana

My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.

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