When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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