she was so not down for the gang bang
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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