Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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