he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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