Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Randomize
