I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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