As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
splinters make it hard to masturbate
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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