i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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