what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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