you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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