kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Couch. On fire.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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