i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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