Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
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