some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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