Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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