that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
