how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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