I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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