Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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