Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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