So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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