I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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